||[Apr. 10th, 2007|02:55 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
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So.. pre-baby mini-moon this past weekend. Just some time together before summer camping and then arrival of the small one. (with added jacuzzi bath and fireplace! Now with Munchkin Cthulhu!)
When going through one of those '1001 Questions' books:
Me: The best thing about the first night with your current partner?
ST: ... Besides the obvious?
Me: So you're saying the sex was pretty much an end in itself.
ST: Well... yes. I mean.. it's not like you get stamps that you can put in a book and trade in for prizes.... *eyes light up* Although that would be awesome!
Me: You are so disturbed.
ST: Think about it.. the headboard could spit out tickets like after Skeeball!
Sunday morning, after returning from the men's room with the oddest look on his face.
ST: I don't know how to explain this to you.. but the only decoration, and I mean THE ONLY decoration in the bathroom.. no prints, no art, no knicknacks, the ONLY decoration.. was this net hanging over the sinks. It didn't have little starfish or anything in it.. not like some beach theme. And there isn't a beach for hundreds of miles anyway. It's like they went to decorate but had no idea for a theme at all. Unless their theme is "I've got you now, Caped Crusader!"
Me: Ok, now my curiosity's up. Conveniently, it's been 12 minutes so I have to pee again. I'll be right back.
ST: Careful! They may have buried spikes in the floor!
Pictures and tales of adventure to follow.