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Whole lotta labia.

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[Apr. 24th, 2007|09:31 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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So far this morning:

I bought a toilet seat.
I listened to Dr. Ruth talk about what a good marksman she is and how capable she is with a hand grenade.

This day has spiked on the weird-meter and it's not even 10.

In conclusion, Oh, Heroes. *clutch*
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[User Picture]From: russell_moore
2007-04-24 02:53 pm (UTC)
you didn't know Dr. Ruth was a former sniper in Israel?

http://www.snopes.com/medical/doctor/drruth.asp

it's true

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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2007-04-24 02:56 pm (UTC)
It's one thing to know it, it's another to hear her little voice say "I can put five bullets in that little rrrrrrred circle on ze tarrrget."

It's like busting your parents having sex.. you KNOW it happens, you just didn't need to see it before coffee. :)
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[User Picture]From: russell_moore
2007-04-24 03:25 pm (UTC)
LOL!

ok ... gotcha ...
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2007-04-24 03:20 pm (UTC)

hand grenade??
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[User Picture]From: russell_moore
2007-04-24 03:33 pm (UTC)
yeah, but only for the nastiest of the STD's
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2007-04-25 02:35 am (UTC)

For a while, I transposed the identity of "Dr. Laura" onto the personage of Dr. Ruth. That was a good deal weirder.
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