||[Sep. 23rd, 2007|10:42 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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Steve is playing an extended round of This Little Piggie with Chloe. As per usual for Steve, when he ran out of regular piggies he began making up his own. Some of my favorites:
- This little piggie had roast beef. This little piggie had none, because he was a vegan.
- This little piggie lobbied for campaign finance reform. (Me: None of the other little piggies did? Steve: No, even though it's an important issue that piggies complain about, no one cares enough to actually do anything about it.)
- This little piggie didn't go to market; this little piggie never leaves the house because he suffers from agoraphobia brought on by his experiences in 'Nam.
This is what it's like in this house when she sleeps eleven hours a night, seven of them in a row. We get giddy from the oversleeping. Can you blame us?