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[Dec. 14th, 2007|11:11 am]
Whole lotta labia.
Ok.. first things first.. it's Lizzies's birthday. In honor of this I'm going to go wank somewhere inappropriate. Happy Birthday, gorgeous!

My online mothering message board is having Flame Free Friday Confessions time. I think that's a fantastic idea. I'm turning off IP logging, you can be as anon as the hell you want to be. Tell me something. I'll even put up some of my own and I think they'll make you feel better. Be bold, be brazen, be honest, be anything.
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-12-14 05:03 pm (UTC)
wait, what sort of confession are we talking about?
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-12-14 05:39 pm (UTC)
my boyfriend's parents are coming for three days before christmas and I really don't want them to

they're nice, but exhausting
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-12-14 06:07 pm (UTC)
I gave my first blowjob a few months ago. Apparently, I'm a natural. And practically a porn star.

:D

And I can't wait to do it again. mrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


(I've just checked about 5 times to make sure that I actually clicked on "anonymous"! bwah!)
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2007-12-14 06:50 pm (UTC)

I can't think of anything that you wouldn't just say "Oh, that's Jim" immediately!
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-12-15 01:30 am (UTC)
oh THAT'S jim!
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-12-14 07:41 pm (UTC)
I'm having a bootie call relationship with a guy. The sex is great, but personally I find him kind of annoying, and am glad there's nothing more to the relationship.

And I don't feel guilty about it, which is the weirdest part.
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-12-14 08:35 pm (UTC)
When i lost weight, he gained weight. Now i don't find him as attractive, and he finds me more attractive.

It seems like a karmic bitchslap but I'll be damned if i know what for!
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-12-14 10:29 pm (UTC)
i can't remember the last time i spent more than a few hours alone when i wasn't in a car going somewhere. i'm terrified that when i finally do get that space, i'll be too anxious to take advantage of it.
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-12-14 10:38 pm (UTC)
I'm no longer uncomfortable walking around naked in "public". In fact, I actually enjoy it and find it freeing not to worry so much about what others are thinking about my body (even though it is generally curvier than most of those around me).
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2007-12-15 01:34 am (UTC)
When I was at the dentist, they gave me happy gas to calm me down before the procedure.

As I started to feel it tingle, I thought, "Gosh, this would be a great time to have an orgasm" and they'd had one of those long gowns overtop of me like they do at the hairdresser, I totally would have gone for it.
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-12-15 04:11 am (UTC)
i need this so much right now. i keep wondering if i hadn't had the last kid, would the older one be in better shape? did i break my kid?
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