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Whole lotta labia.

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[Feb. 1st, 2008|01:25 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
My apologies ahead of time to anyone this offends. Having dealt with this horrible and debilitating disease in my family I know how hard it can be. That being said:

Me: No, sweetheart, you can't have my necklace.
Steve as the Voice of the Baby: Give it.
Me: No. You can have it when you take it off my cold dead neck.
VotB: Your terms are acceptible.
Me: You are a mercenary little bint.
VotB: If you dont give it to me then when you're old I'm going to bring a bunch of random children around and tell you that they're your grandchildren so you think you have alzheimers.


He's such an asshole.
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[User Picture]From: ebullientjenn
2008-02-01 07:09 pm (UTC)
I totally stopped wearing necklaces all together. Of course now that I've stopped Jamie asks, "Necklace Momma? Necklace?"

The talking is so cool. And I do love being called Mama, not Mommy, for some reason, I really like Mama or Momma or whatever.
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2008-02-01 07:39 pm (UTC)
Nice!

I love the tone of "Give it"

lol
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-02-01 08:06 pm (UTC)
Such a rude little girl. :)
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2008-02-01 08:32 pm (UTC)
well... you are her mother :D
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2008-02-01 07:45 pm (UTC)
[snicker]
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-02-01 08:06 pm (UTC)
I hope this much asshole isn't some kind of hereditary trait.
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2008-02-01 08:22 pm (UTC)
I'm sure she'll turn out perfectly sweet without the tiniest hint of snark. {G}
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2008-02-02 12:55 am (UTC)
i can totally hear Steve doing the "Give It" voice.
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2008-02-02 09:04 pm (UTC)
that and the "Your terms are acceptible." part.. LOL
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