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[Mar. 26th, 2008|10:08 am]
Whole lotta labia.
So here's the thing, right? There are people in your life who are destined to be your voice of reason, your good conscience, your Jimini Cricket. They have a calm rational tone and they sympathize with your pain but want to help you figure out a constructive way out of it. And you'd be lost without these people. You'd be just spinning in a fit of righteous indignation and weeping irritation and confusion. You need them.

And then? There are the people who are destined to be your fists of righteous pissed-off vengance. When you say "Let him be opinioned!" They say "Yes, let him be! In the hands!" They use their big brainy brains to come up with the absolute most cutting phrase you can use on the asshat who is all up in your shit today. They are your superheroes, your defenders, and the outlets for your rage that let you get on with your day without killing anyone for reals.

Today is the birthday of one of my fists of righteous vengance. She has the whole package, people. The hair, the boots, the vocabulary. And the knife. Oh lord above, she has the knife.

And if I am very lucky, someday I can stick up for her like she sticks up for me.

Happy Birthday, kiltsandlolliesMoronsBane!!

[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2008-03-26 07:52 pm (UTC)
I feel as though it would be uncharitable to use my knifey icon! :D THANK YOU, MOST GORGEOUS MELLIES. I love and love. ♥

*kicks random ass for you* :D
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