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Whole lotta labia.

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[May. 30th, 2008|11:21 am]
Whole lotta labia.
I'm really sorry you guys can't be here in the office with me. Because seriously? There's no one here. We could fuck off to our hearts' content.

Also? My hair is in Wee Buns of Sassy that are, truly, sassified. And my Pure Genius t-shirt with the Rubik's Cube on it makes my rack look amazing. The toenails? Starry Night blue, thanks for asking. The glasses? Repressed Librarian Looking to Cut Loose hot. Again, thanks for asking. People, I'm just one "her eyes were blue smoke or flashing green depending on her mood" shy of a bad Mary Sue today.

In fact.. I feel like writing bad Mary Sues. Who wants to be in a bad Mary Sue!?
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[User Picture]From: traveller
2008-05-30 03:24 pm (UTC)
ME!!

Edited at 2008-05-30 03:24 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-05-30 03:30 pm (UTC)
Pick a fandom baby, and don't go too obscure on me. :D
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[User Picture]From: magickalmolly
2008-05-30 03:27 pm (UTC)
God, when don't I want to be in a Mary Sue?

*uses icon of appropriateness*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-05-30 03:58 pm (UTC)
Mollea was wandering through the woods one day, gathering healing herbs and lost in thought, when she nearly stumbled over the fallen man. As she bent low her loose tumbling curls brushed his cheeks and his long eyelashes fluttered. He blinked and his pale green eyes met her flashing lavendar eyes and he gasped.

"Hush now," she said, her low melodious voice soothing him. "You're safe. I don't know what happened, but it looks as though you were thrown from your steed. Not to worry though, I have some herbs already ground which will make a fine poultice. You will be right as the stars soon enough."

"I couldn't possibly impose," he protested but she quieted him with a long delicate finger pressed to his lips.

"I'll hear nothing more of the sort, just rest your weight on me, my legs are fine and strong, and we'll get you back to my cottage. Unfortunately, I have only the one bed but I can take the chair by the fire and the soft sheets will help you rest."

His warm body pressed into hers, their curves fitting as though by destiny as they made their way along the path. To his surprise the soft sheets did help him rest, as did the spread of her soft hair across his chest. It turns out she didn't need the chair by the fire after all.

Teh End.

(And I'm sorry, I had to misspell lavender, it wouldn't be a bad mary sue if I didn't.)
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[User Picture]From: russell_moore
2008-05-30 03:27 pm (UTC)
"Also? My hair is in Wee Buns of Sassy that are, truly, sassified. And my Pure Genius t-shirt with the Rubik's Cube on it makes my rack look amazing. The toenails? Starry Night blue, thanks for asking. The glasses? Repressed Librarian Looking to Cut Loose hot. Again, thanks for asking. People, I'm just one "her eyes were blue smoke or flashing green depending on her mood" shy of a bad Mary Sue today."


I have NO idea what a "bad Mary Sue" is (I am guessing it is not the things that popped into my head as I pondered this), but the rest? You're hot.

But you knew that.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-05-30 04:00 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thanks babe. :) I'm saving a hug for you tomorrow.
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2008-05-30 03:42 pm (UTC)
I'm totally fucking off at home today. No physical adornments worthy of mention.

What's a Bad Mary Sue?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-05-30 04:07 pm (UTC)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mary+sue

And by nature most Mary Sues are bad. It's just nearly impossible to write a good one and I've never tried. :D My favorite is the Mary Sue of me as the cabin boy discovered to be a girl who falls in love with the ship captain. I laughed for like a day.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-05-30 04:44 pm (UTC)
Um... ok.. I can do that.. As long as you don't actually have to have any technical detail. :D Now pick a fella. (Mr. Blond With Abandonment Issues or Mr. In Your Icon or Mr. Scruffy-lookin' Nerf Herder? Or other?)

Also thank you for the zoo pics, reminded me of when I went there with my Dad like 10 years ago. I loved it. Though every time I went to take a picture of my brother standing in front of an animal it would start peeing. So it's like a stack of pictures of my brother standing in front of these huge streaming animal penises. Cracks my ass up.
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2008-05-30 04:11 pm (UTC)
*blinks*

you're hawt. liek rilly.

also? I think I need to paint my toenails purple this weekend. you have inspired me.

also also? earlier today I mary sue'd myself all up with an eclair, so I'm good on that front. also? slightly fatter. dun care. was good pastry.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-05-30 04:46 pm (UTC)
Mmm.. pastry fic. Which is nice and steamy for me because I could just violate a cream puff right now.
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[User Picture]From: make_your_move
2008-05-30 04:43 pm (UTC)
I just want a picture of you ... now!

Write me a Mary Sue too :)
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2008-05-30 05:02 pm (UTC)
if you have time, MarySue the living daylights out of me. (HINT: MY ICON) I'll be busy pawing yer hair.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-05-30 05:18 pm (UTC)
There you are! I wondered if you'd come play. :D Pls excuse while I go have hot tea and think about how to do this...
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-05-30 07:09 pm (UTC)






That last one is to just show off my Lego X-Wing. You know you want me.
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[User Picture]From: berreh
2008-05-30 05:34 pm (UTC)
Write scieppan a Mary-Sue with Lancelot from King Arthur so I can watch her head essplode.
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2008-05-30 07:09 pm (UTC)
I *heart* your rack
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[User Picture]From: the0neru
2008-05-30 10:28 pm (UTC)
you are so made of total WIN. *is in awe*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-05-31 12:10 am (UTC)
*does little victory dance*
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[User Picture]From: shaenie
2008-05-30 11:28 pm (UTC)
*laughs forever*

I'm not sure I even want to ask what you'd Mary-Sue me into.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-05-31 12:10 am (UTC)
Oh come now... you can surely think of *something* :D
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2008-05-31 01:58 am (UTC)
Goddammit! This is the fun I miss when I work.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-05-31 03:38 am (UTC)
You wantses?
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[User Picture]From: morebliss
2008-05-31 11:55 pm (UTC)
Here via kiltsandlollies. Just had to tell you these were brilliant. You are a Mary-Sueing genius! Cheers!
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