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Whole lotta labia.

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[Dec. 22nd, 2008|10:19 am]
Whole lotta labia.
Things at which I fail:


  • Getting out cards this year. We bought some, they're sitting on the dining room table just taunting me. Taunt. Taunt taunt.

  • Updating regularly. I am fine, ST is fine, TBD is fine. We've all got our little hiccups but we get by.

  • Staying away from Wal-Mart. I keep meaning to but... meh. At least where we live there's no need for cover fire or personal body armor.

  • Avoiding Hex. Stupid shame spirals.


Things at which I win:


  • Awesomesox lunches with ipso__facto, cindyjade, and the omg-I-can't-believe-I've-never-met-her-fabulousness empress_jae.

  • Waiting patiently for the Doctor Who special. Oh, wait, no I don't. Dammit.



Also, I know this is going to win me a special icon use from Berry but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention it: Those fucking Twilight books are the biggest pile of steaming, Mary Sue, gratuitous wish-fulfillment, poorly-written, badly-cliched crap I've ever not been able to resist. I feel shameful and dirty. And rightfully so.
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From: berreh
2008-12-22 03:27 pm (UTC)
Always glad to oblige! :D
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-12-22 03:36 pm (UTC)
Seriously, your icon was an unofficial guest at lunch yesterday. Berry, they really are total shit.
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[User Picture]From: make_your_move
2008-12-22 03:27 pm (UTC)
We're about to join you in your shame-fest. Just as soon as those damn books are unwrapped :)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-12-22 03:36 pm (UTC)
See, I couldn't bring myself to spend money on them, so I downloaded the PDFs. It's fiscally responsible shame. :)
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[User Picture]From: the0neru
2008-12-22 09:13 pm (UTC)
The People At Work are totally confused by my reaction to the FUCKING CONSTANT question "Are you going to / have you been to see Twilight?" Said response being hissing and gagging, accompanied by a combination of the evil eye ward and the sign of the cross.

I mean, seriously... so I'm "artistic" (or, as they say in Glasgow, "a nutter") - it doesn't mean I have BAD taste. Sheesh.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-12-23 12:44 am (UTC)
Smart girl. Don't go see it. It's bad. If you want to see it, I'll get me and Lizzie to make a video of us doing our impressions of it. Mostly it's a lot of stalker eye looks and looking confused. We can do most of the plot in about 20 seconds.
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[User Picture]From: wordsandkay
2008-12-24 02:39 am (UTC)
I love these sekrit-shame-filled Twilight confessions. They are few and far between on my flist, but every time I see one I am so relieved, for I am not alooooooone! That shit is crack. Is there some kind of support group, do you think?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2008-12-24 06:20 pm (UTC)
I went looking for a support group, I found a fanfiction site. *facepalm* Fail! (and yet WIN!)
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