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Whole lotta labia.

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[May. 7th, 2009|12:57 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
Here's the thing, right?  I think if you have to hang a fake set of big brass balls from your trailer hitch it probably says something about your *actual* balls.  I know people with big brass balls and they don't feel the need to advertise.  They just quietly go about their days, clanking confidently as they walk.

This is all by way of saying hey, Mr. Guy at the Gym, I see your trailer hitch and I have my doubts. 

[User Picture]From: andystuder9
2009-05-07 05:12 pm (UTC)


My next door nabor has a green pair and im not not shure i think it makes him feel better a bought his ford RANGER.
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2009-05-07 05:26 pm (UTC)
A girl friend that used to live in the burgh had a saying when she saw a guy in a huge tricked out pickup or SUV:

"Nice truck! Sorry about your penis!"

But she would just say it. She would Holler it at the guy :-)
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From: starfishchick
2009-05-07 05:32 pm (UTC)
Heh, yes, I often say "Nice penis substitute" as I walk by such a vehicle.
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[User Picture]From: traveller
2009-05-07 06:13 pm (UTC)
I am always tempted to steal the balls and replace them with a pocket pussy.
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2009-05-07 06:32 pm (UTC)
there are a lot of those around here, they are plastic and diff. colors. Why would one put blue balls on their tail gate? Now if a divorced woman had a truck with a pair of balls and some funny license plate about what she got in the divorce, then ok, funny funny easter bunny. :)
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[User Picture]From: ebullientjenn
2009-05-07 07:57 pm (UTC)
hahahaha... I got his balls AND his truck in the divorce...
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