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Whole lotta labia.

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[Dec. 4th, 2003|09:27 am]
Whole lotta labia.
From the lovely wilfulcait:

What do YOU call it?

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks? A creek

2. What the thing you push around the grocery store? A shopping cart.

3. A metal container to carry a meal in? A lunchbox

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in? A skillet

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people? A sofa.

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof? A gutter.

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening? Depends.. if it's just off one room it's a patio, if it goes all the way around it's a porch.

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages? Sodas.

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup? pancake

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself? A sub

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach? Trunks

12. Shoes worn for sports? Running shoes.

13. Putting a room in order? Tidying (and man, I wish the Pittsburgh folks were getting this just to see how they spell "redding up")

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark? Firefly

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball? potato bugs or roly poly

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down? Tool of evil. Also, see-saw.

17. How do you eat your pizza? By the slice. Sometimes with ranch dressing.

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff? yard sale or a garage sale.

19. What's the evening meal? Dinner

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are? The basement.

[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2003-12-04 08:40 am (UTC)
I guess I only think of it as a patio if it's not covered. And I'm okay on the ranch dressing, but if you resort to mayo, we need to talk.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2003-12-04 08:46 am (UTC)
Mayo on pizza? who does that? Do we know someone who does that? Because if so we need to begin mocking them *immediately*.
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2003-12-04 08:58 am (UTC)
It was a total stranger in the cafe at Borders, but it scarred me for life.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2003-12-04 09:02 am (UTC)
The wrongness of that is beyond description. What a remarkable weight loss program, I'm now incredibly not hungry.
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2003-12-04 09:49 am (UTC)
Speaking of pizza, what's the count on thin crust pepperoni?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2003-12-04 09:57 am (UTC)
Same as regular pepperoni I think, cuz it's the cheese that screws you. WHich makes it 5pts for one slice of a large.
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