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[Apr. 20th, 2010|12:50 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
I have nervous knots in my belly and a cashier's check big enough to buy a black-market baby.  Must be closing day.

[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2010-04-20 04:57 pm (UTC)
You are lovely, amazing, strong, and awesome. It will be excellent. ♥
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[User Picture]From: make_your_move
2010-04-20 05:09 pm (UTC)
Everything will go fine :-) Congrats, I'm so happy for you guys.
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[User Picture]From: ipso__facto
2010-04-20 05:16 pm (UTC)
Don't go through with it! Black-market baby is a better choice! Heeeeee. Kidding! I loff you, everything will be fine! <3

Edited at 2010-04-20 05:16 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: insidian
2010-04-20 05:20 pm (UTC)
If you are buying that black-market baby, please do have the inspection before handing over the check. My cousin's BFF bought a black-market baby that had rabies AND termites. True fact!

(in all seriousness, though, *HOUSE SQUEE!*)
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[User Picture]From: lalartu
2010-04-20 06:07 pm (UTC)
I believe that like cars, black-market babies lose a lot of value as soon as you drag them off the lot screaming by their scraggly little arms.

I'd stick to the house, it will in theory appreciate over time :)

(or they lose alot of value http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)
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From: berreh
2010-04-20 06:09 pm (UTC)
So exciting. Everything will be OK!
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From: starfishchick
2010-04-20 06:42 pm (UTC)
Maybe you ARE buying a black-market baby! If so, let me know how it goes, I may also be in the market for one! :)
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