Well apparently she's big on guys who look like Ricky Martin (guys who look gay?) and a big fan of guys who can independantly flex their pectorals.
This, this is just weird to me.
Okay, 1)WHO plans their OWN Bachelorette party? Does this girl not have any friends?
2)Ricky Martin- oh woman, I feel for her husband already.. She needs to look at my icon for a real man
That was my thought exactly.
And I worry about the Ricky Martin thing.. I mean sure, the man has hips like Gumby, but sometimes that's not attractive, sometimes it's just a joint condition.
Also, this whole thing just reminds me of that quote from Margaret Cho about The Chippendales... "I don't have to buy tickets for that. I can get gay men to dance in my living room for free. Because make no mistake, the Chippendales are gay. Gay. Gay. There's no such thing as a straight man with visible abdominal muscles. You have to suck cock to get definition like that."
And then I laugh. And everyone thinks I'm weird.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that's great.
Ricky Martin nooooooooo. ENRIQUE! *smirks*
FLANNNNNNNNEEEELLLLLL! You iconed the Flannel without the pre requisite disclaimer or warning -- you are so fired!
is this better? *heaves bosoms*
Ow.. I just hit my forehead on the monitor while going to put my face between them.
*grabs you, nuzzles* All better now.
it was good for me too.
Oh baby. What is it Freda said? Much so better.
OMG --- whahahahahahahahahaha - OMG
melly you are so adopted now!
Seriously, it's just disturbing. Apparently the agency that she's going with will let her pick the guy out of a book. Which is nice, cuz it means some fugly guy doesn't show up with a boom box and a g-string. But at the same time.. it worries me.
out of a BOOK? It's a Stripper Bank. I love it.
remind me never to get married and do this stuff. *nods*
I once planned an imaginary wedding with a female friend.. just so we could get it out of our system. We didn't even consider a bachelorette party. All of this stuff is so foreign to me. Why would I want some guy I don't know coming by to dangle his goodies in my face when I could be out having drinks and laughing with my girls? (and no goodies in my face)
In the mean time she's got the Big Book O Strippers and is busy trying to figure out if she wants a blonde or a brunette. It's disturbing, I tells ya!
How about a bleached blonde? That way she could get blonde head hair and brunette.... never mind.