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[Dec. 10th, 2003|03:56 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
The girl two cubes down is planning her bachelorette party.

I really didn't need to know this much about her stripper choices. Or her particular criteria.

*shudder*
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From: starfishchick
2003-12-10 12:57 pm (UTC)
Ooh, ooh, tell us!!!
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2003-12-10 01:00 pm (UTC)
Well apparently she's big on guys who look like Ricky Martin (guys who look gay?) and a big fan of guys who can independantly flex their pectorals.

This, this is just weird to me.
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From: starfishchick
2003-12-10 01:06 pm (UTC)
*falls over laughing*
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[User Picture]From: ravenscathedral
2003-12-10 01:07 pm (UTC)
Okay, 1)WHO plans their OWN Bachelorette party? Does this girl not have any friends?

2)Ricky Martin- oh woman, I feel for her husband already.. She needs to look at my icon for a real man
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2003-12-10 01:09 pm (UTC)
That was my thought exactly.

And I worry about the Ricky Martin thing.. I mean sure, the man has hips like Gumby, but sometimes that's not attractive, sometimes it's just a joint condition.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2003-12-10 01:12 pm (UTC)
Also, this whole thing just reminds me of that quote from Margaret Cho about The Chippendales... "I don't have to buy tickets for that. I can get gay men to dance in my living room for free. Because make no mistake, the Chippendales are gay. Gay. Gay. There's no such thing as a straight man with visible abdominal muscles. You have to suck cock to get definition like that."

And then I laugh. And everyone thinks I'm weird.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2003-12-10 01:13 pm (UTC)
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that's great.

*smacks her*

Ricky Martin nooooooooo. ENRIQUE! *smirks*
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[User Picture]From: ravenscathedral
2003-12-10 01:23 pm (UTC)
FLANNNNNNNNEEEELLLLLL! You iconed the Flannel without the pre requisite disclaimer or warning -- you are so fired!
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2003-12-10 01:25 pm (UTC)
is this better? *heaves bosoms*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2003-12-10 01:27 pm (UTC)
Ow.. I just hit my forehead on the monitor while going to put my face between them.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2003-12-10 01:28 pm (UTC)
*grabs you, nuzzles* All better now.

it was good for me too.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2003-12-10 01:30 pm (UTC)
Oh baby. What is it Freda said? Much so better.

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[User Picture]From: ravenscathedral
2003-12-10 01:46 pm (UTC)
OMG --- whahahahahahahahahaha - OMG

melly you are so adopted now!
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2003-12-10 02:39 pm (UTC)
Yay! Wooo!


*loves on you*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2003-12-10 01:25 pm (UTC)
Seriously, it's just disturbing. Apparently the agency that she's going with will let her pick the guy out of a book. Which is nice, cuz it means some fugly guy doesn't show up with a boom box and a g-string. But at the same time.. it worries me.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2003-12-10 01:26 pm (UTC)
out of a BOOK? It's a Stripper Bank. I love it.

*rolls around*

remind me never to get married and do this stuff. *nods*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2003-12-10 01:32 pm (UTC)
I once planned an imaginary wedding with a female friend.. just so we could get it out of our system. We didn't even consider a bachelorette party. All of this stuff is so foreign to me. Why would I want some guy I don't know coming by to dangle his goodies in my face when I could be out having drinks and laughing with my girls? (and no goodies in my face)

In the mean time she's got the Big Book O Strippers and is busy trying to figure out if she wants a blonde or a brunette. It's disturbing, I tells ya!
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2003-12-10 01:45 pm (UTC)
How about a bleached blonde? That way she could get blonde head hair and brunette.... never mind.
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