||[Jan. 18th, 2004|12:30 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
*shuffles to keyboard*
diet coke. diet coke NOW.
I think I had a good time last night. I have no idea who put the little socks on my teeth. Strangely, neither does the pig who's wearing my pants.
Actually, that's not true. I had a fabulous time, I never got more than really tipsy, I at no point made a complete ass out of myself except possibly by fawning all over John's new girlfriend. I can't help it, y'all. She's cute, she's funny, she's a complete smartass, and she's an art professor capable of discussing literature coherently after five beers. I think I'm in love. We played some great cards, Jeff told embarrassing stories, it rocked. Matt and I'll probably button ourselves up and hit the road soon. A lovely Sunday to you all.. here's hoping that LJ stops being a complete fuckwit sometime before Monday.