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Whole lotta labia.

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[Jan. 18th, 2004|12:30 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
*yawn*

*shuffles to keyboard*

mornin'

err... afternoon.

diet coke. diet coke NOW.

I think I had a good time last night. I have no idea who put the little socks on my teeth. Strangely, neither does the pig who's wearing my pants.

Actually, that's not true. I had a fabulous time, I never got more than really tipsy, I at no point made a complete ass out of myself except possibly by fawning all over John's new girlfriend. I can't help it, y'all. She's cute, she's funny, she's a complete smartass, and she's an art professor capable of discussing literature coherently after five beers. I think I'm in love. We played some great cards, Jeff told embarrassing stories, it rocked. Matt and I'll probably button ourselves up and hit the road soon. A lovely Sunday to you all.. here's hoping that LJ stops being a complete fuckwit sometime before Monday.
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2004-01-19 06:42 am (UTC)
Well, if you made an ass of yourself over New GF, I was right there with you. Hitch us up and call for the plow. Besides, she has good skin and she smells nice. So she clearly wasn't someone we could be expected to resist.
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[User Picture]From: ravenscathedral
2004-01-20 08:51 am (UTC)
and I'm not married to jeff why?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-20 08:56 am (UTC)
I wish I knew.. because man.. you'd love him.

He looks like King Kong but he's the funniest and smartest man I've ever met. He loves European history and good beer. He thinks that women who can function by themselves are sexy as hell. And he's got an entire catalog of stories that involve the phrase "When I was a Marine.. in Japan.." and then end with any number of types of debauchery. And that's saying nothing of the stories he's been telling since he was six years old that STILL make him laugh.

here: http://www.chalkman.com/images/publife/P32-1019.jpg That's Jeffy. If he comes down I'll send up the flares. ;)
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